For The Love of God, No Coffee

It still baffles me how many people love and consume coffee on a regular basis. I’ve been addicted to Lipton tea (yellow label please) for a long time to the point that if I don’t get a cup of it on mornings, then my day won’t go right. But I have a problem with coffee. It’s bitter even when sweetened, stains your teeth and gives you bad breath. I remember working with a boss who had coffee almost every minute of the day. His job was stressful and it seems that the coffee was helping him to relax. Whenever he called us in on meetings you’d smell his breath from miles away and it wasn’t pretty. I thought to tell him about it but kept my silence. Someone else beat me to it though since I walked into his office one day to be greeted by a tray of dinner mints on his desk.

Stand Up Eddie Murphy!

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